You know your wife is having an impact on the way you think and feel about things when, while trimming the lawn, you decapitate one of her tulips and you instantly feel bad for the lost flower, and you wonder if there is something you can do to make it better.
You know your wife still has a lot of work to do with you if you then try to fix said tulip using super glue and duct tape, thinking she may not notice.
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Let's talk about impacts. I ever tell you the story of when Brandy and I finally became comfortable with passing gas?
You know, you're newly weds or dating - as far as the other person is concerned, you are a medical marvel that fully recycles all methane internally, never letting it see the light of your wranglers.
Then, at some point, the miracle ends and you become 2 normal humans, and the games begin. Remind me to tell you the story; makes me laugh every time I do.
:)
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