A man should be able to...

Hold a newborn baby. Psychologists tell us that babies are born with two natural fears while all others are learned: falling, and loud noises. As such, newborns should be wrapped tightly and held against the chest. They like tight spaces and rhythmic movements, so tuck them snugly in the crook of your elbow or neck. Rock back and forth like you're bored without getting too crazy with the hips. Imagine how relaxed you would be riding Space Mountain without a restraining bar, and you get the idea. Your motion should be more subtle, somewhat reminiscent of your days as a Jr. High wallflower. No one has to notice except the baby. Don't breathe all over them.

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