Random thoughts from this past week

• If people who stood in the middle of the aisle talking on their cell phone, oblivious to all around them trying to get around them, were a race, would genocide be such a bad thing?
• The makers of Viagra, Cialis, and other such drugs caution that if the effects of their product are observed for more than four hours, you should call the doctor. I'd pay good money to listen in on one of those conversations.
• On second thought, no; no I wouldn't.
• Cuil is a new internet search engine. Think more Google than Yahoo!. I don’t think it’ll catch on. Turns out people would rather Google themselves than Cuil themselves.
• The BCS is to football what Paris Hilton is to Audrey Hepburn.
• Candidate campaign speeches with one month left to go: grab your digital thought-a-day calendar and turn it to "shuffle mode".
• I'm going to start announcing my daily accomplishments via SMS. 160 characters, including spaces, will be ample.
• McCain strategists recently revealed that they had a response had Obama elected to pursue his rumored 50-state strategy. I wonder if they called it their 13-colony strategy?
  
• AP headline: "Stocks Plunge Drastically Downward". These guys must be paid by the word.
• Having one of my rare good hair days. Please try to see me before I move.

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